1. Maria Sharapova

Aw shit, homes. Where might one even begin with lovely Maria? The tennis boner-maker took what Anna Kournikova started, melted it down, twisted it around and sculpted it back into the hottest ever tennis body ever. Ever. I could go on and on about how she’s won Wimbledon and the U.S. and Australian Opens or her 22 WTA titles, but no one actually cares about tennis. It’s all about the sweaty mini skirt-wearing babes – of whom Maria is definitely the reigning champion.