10 Hottest Actresses Busted Blazing It Up
Everyone knows marijuana turns people into raving lunatics who’d trade in their own moms for a cheeseburger meal with extra fries. Right? Yet in society’s eyes some folks are permitted to get high on the stuff while a dimmer view is taken of others. Male musicians, for example, get to smoke it without anyone batting an eyelid (“Real f****** high on drugs!”) so why not actresses? We couldn’t tell you, but judging from the reactions to these starlets being snapped in the act, the message seems to be: don’t get caught. These leading ladies did, and notwithstanding their varying fortunes, they’ll forever be tarred with the pernicious pothead brush. For shame. It’s a good thing they’re all so sexy, or we’d never have forgiven them. Without further ado, then, here are 10 smoking hot actresses caught blazing on bud. Or hash. We wouldn’t possibly know the difference.
10. Paris Hilton
What do you do if you get caught smoking pot? Blame it on someone you’re with – one of your entourage in this case. That’s what Paris Hilton did via her rep after she was allegedly arrested, then released, for possession of a bit of bush (no, the other bush!) while in South Africa for the World Cup. The incident occurred after the quarter final match between the Brazilians and the Dutch, so perhaps the men in orange reminded her of Amsterdam…
The sexy socialite everyone loves to hate (we’ll admit it’s a bit of a stretch to call her an actress) has repeatedly denied taking drugs, despite the apparent weight of evidence against her. See, the heiress’s acquaintance with all manner of illicit substances, marijuana among them, has been documented in video- and photo-graphic form. Don’t try and tell us that’s tobacco, Paris. We might suspect it’s crack.
9. Kristen Stewart
Here’s Kristen Stewart busted blazing up whilst sitting on the steps to her house with a friend back in 2008. For some strange and bewildering reason, commentators assumed the pipe in her hand contained a bit of the old whackytabacky. “After all, that’s the most common use for it,” observed one shrewd writer. Has the incident, as was suspected at the time, harmed her chances of success in Hollywood? Well, after her starring roles in the second and third Twilight movies – which smashed biggest midnight opening box office records – we’d have to say the answer is a resounding ‘No’. Indeed, the whitey she seems to be suffering from in this photo probably acquitted the gorgeous actress well for her roles in the vampiric saga.
8. Mischa Barton
There’s no denying Mischa Barton is smoking hot, but who would have thought we’d be saying Mischa Barton is smoking pot? Well, a lot of people actually. Here the O.C. star has been snapped by preying paparazzi with a suspiciously spliff-like rolled cigarette in her kisser. Was it jazzy? Er, we suspect so. It isn’t the first time Mischa’s been photographed in this light. And everyone remembers how she was arrested in 2007 on suspicion of driving under the influence and for possession of a little stash, after she was stopped during the early hours when cops saw her straddling two lanes in West Hollywood. Not literally, obviously. She was still in the car, not sprawled out on the road. That would’ve been some seriously strong stuff.
7. Lily Allen and Kate Moss
Is that Kate Moss sunbathing with a doobie between her fingers? We’re no experts, but that carrot shape looks like a dead giveaway to us. Straight out of Camberwell. The saucy tearaway supermodel was spotted smoking said reefer on a yacht while vacationing in the south of France last summer. And Kate wasn’t the only celeb involved…
Also on board was wild child Lily Allen. Yep, she’s the one passing the joint to her giggling chum. It must be good. In our green-lightened age, we wouldn’t usually be too quick to condemn those celebs who like a little toke on da ganja, but Kate’s daughter was right next to her when this shot was taken, which to some might suggest a lack of parental discretion. We’ll let you decide. And while you mull it over, here’s another shot of Lily chugging away at Glastonbury festival, just for the record.
Now, before you say anything, we know Kate Moss isn’t an actress, and that Lily Allen isn’t strictly speaking hot (in fact she only just qualifies as an actress, having only enjoyed bit parts here and there). But, we figured we could we could skirt the issue by including them as a joint entry – no pun intended, obviously. Are we forgiven?
6. and 5. Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore
By the grace of green-bud, does Cameron Diaz look baked in this picture? And we’re not just talking about the effects of the sun. That hat can’t hide it, Cam, you’re clearly completely chonged. Allegedly. Jeez, on this evidence, while cannabis might have a variety of medicinal benefits, adding to the attractiveness of babelicious Hollywood actresses isn’t one of them. OK, it’s not that she looks bad – the bikini ensures that, and it’s Cameron for chrissakes! Just maybe not quite as good as in the glossy photo shoots we’re used too.
It was 2007 when Cameron was snapped here in Hawaii, celebrating the birthday of long-time gal pal and former enfant terrible Drew Barrymore (who wasn’t without her more serious childhood drug problems). And what better way for the two hotties to party it up than by sparking up a joint and getting blazed together. Of course, the girls didn’t know they were being photographed, or the paparazzi might have got blazed too. Blazed or badly beaten. Clearly actresses smoking pot out in the open in broad daylight is becoming something of a craze, and sweet Lucy if we’re not jumping on the bandwagon.
4. Lindsay Lohan
It was inevitable that Lindsay Lohan would make an appearance somewhere on this list. For all her failings (and there are quite a few), she’s damn hot and, yes, she smokes pot. Or did. Back in 2005, she confessed, “I’m not going to deny the fact that I’ve tried pot. I hated it.” And everyone appreciated her honesty. Only thing is, in 2007 she was spotted raving it up at a New York nightclub, and a great, smoky mystery took form surrounding what exactly she was holding in this picture. Call us naive, but we’re not sure that’s a regular cigarette Li-Lo’s pinching. Still, the self-confessed drug and alcohol addict no doubt has more to worry about than a bit of reefer madness. Everyone knows Herbie isn’t the only one to have gone bananas – and surely no one’s blaming that little blunt.
3. Kirsten Dunst
Kirsten Dunst appears to have been at the herb in this next shot, although we’ll admit the evidence is a little, well, slim, so the jury’s kind of still out. That said, the sweet and demure-seeming actress has professed: “I do like weed… If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.” It would certainly be a different place, Kirsten, we’ll give you that. And if your idea of a utopia is a nation of zombies, grazing wantonly on food in supermarket aisles, eyes forever glazed and mouths forever dry, then yes, it would be a better place too. She also claimed: “My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius.” Ah, the old Carl Sagan chestnut. The fact that Kirsten played Mary Jane in the Spider-Man trilogy is starting to look like less of a coincidence.
2. Charlize Theron
Getting maximum points for style and economy, it’s Charlize Theron smoking something pungent through a piece of fruit. Original sin. You’ve got to hand it to the South African star of Monster, The Devil’s Advocate and other well cool movies: being caught sucking on an apple bong, then erupting into a giggle-fit after exhaling, is proof that drop dead gorgeous actresses who rock the pot can be Academy Award winners too. The pics, which made it into the National Enqirer, were taken in 2002, and show Charlize apparently getting high the organic way during a pool party in her LA home. Instead of defending her client’s right to suck smoke from her fruit of choice, Theron’s publicist declined to comment. Perhaps he had apple stuck in his mouth.
1. Marilyn Monroe
The one. The only. Marilyn Monroe. Shown here in a still from a video that emerged in 2009, 50 years after the nefarious fact. The home movie allegedly shows the quintessential blond bombshell, clearly very chilled, smoking a joint that’s been passed to her, before laughing and blowing kisses at the camera. Shot at a house in New Jersey, this silent film suggests that while Some Like It Hot, Marilyn seems to have liked pot (not to mention various other more dangerous substances, including the barbiturates that eventually killed her). In the footage, she definitely takes a good old toke on the jazz cigarette in question – and unlike the president who would have surely tried to bed her if he’d been old enough, she does inhale. Still, she appears happy enough, doesn’t she?
Written by Julian on August 24th, 2010 | Tagged as: Popular Culture
On August 24th 2010, Phil E. Drifter wrote:
Back before google changed google image search (maybe even now…I’ll look) if you GIS’d ‘bong’ on the first page of the results (in the top 2 rows…I believe in the 7 spot) was a pic of Lindsay leaning forward to get a pic with some friends and a bog sittin on the coffee table between them.
No longer on the first page of images.google.com:bong
On August 25th 2010, okyfile wrote:
you busted
On August 25th 2010, C Dain Miller wrote:
Quote from writer: ” ‘I do like weed… If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.’ It would certainly be a different place, Kirsten, we’ll give you that. And if your idea of a utopia is a nation of zombies, grazing wantonly on food in supermarket aisles, eyes forever glazed and mouths forever dry, then yes, it would be a better place too.”
I am not going to get really into this, because I am HEAVILY offended. First of all step down off your high horse for a split second, and you will realize a few very important things.
1) Yes all 15 – 17 years old that start smoking pot do that (What you described.) and it is a very easy way to discriminate on the subject – because of this. Thing is tho, THAT IS NOT what most people who consume pot do or act like.
You found a very good simple way to make fun of the subject and you exploit it. Great journalism and article :P ..
2) Some of the most creative and intelligent people in the world smoke pot. I think you are confusing those who INSANELY consume the substance from those of us who just do. Aka the difference between a teen who says “Fuck the world smoke pot” and a guy who is in his mid 20′s and is a graphic designer and running his own startup from his home (Which I am). That is a simple example but I believe if you did any research beyond the top images that come back from a google search with the words “pot” and “hot actress”, you would find that pot has in no way created a nation of zombies. (Nor will it). Hell, if you look at it in this way of a universal affect… i’d say its created an appreciation of music and creativity more so than anything else.
Your ignorance bamboozled me. I realize it was just a few sentence comment but I am SO SICK of people referring to it like this. You are on a high horse because you’re sober all the time and (Not sure why) you feel a need to look down upon those who aren’t. Guess what? You’re the man. (is that what u wanted to hear).
Anyway, other than that I typically find you enjoyable love the site and your articles. I am not trying to start a flame war or to be a troll in any way. I am just giving you affirmation of what you already thought (that you were a little ignorant there.)
In the end tho we will I’m sure agree to disagree. I hope not tho my friend. Cheers
On August 25th 2010, dicky jeb wrote:
I have smoked pot with lily allen…coachella 2007
Smoked so herb and took some somas at ghostfacekilla…”make sure my boyfriend doesnt see”
On August 25th 2010, theconlib wrote:
The writer on this article is pretty bad. Nice way to offend potheads. Who do you think is reading this stuff?!!?
On August 25th 2010, viralviralvideos wrote:
Power to these girls. Just goes to show you that marijuana is no worse, or even safer, than a cigarette or a bottle of vodka.
On August 25th 2010, roger wrote:
Just legalize it
On August 25th 2010, Stuart wrote:
I’m going to agree with the others and say this is one of the most ridiculous and ignorant articles I’ve read. Way to stereotype, you idiot.
If anything, the fact that these girls smoke and still have awesome careers shows there’s nothing wrong with marijuana; you contradicted yourself in your own article.
On August 25th 2010, tumadre wrote:
whod trade their own moms for a cheeseburger wtf.. u dont know shit about weed. go watch the union u fag.
On August 25th 2010, Jason wrote:
The comment was obviously made for a comic effect. I don’t think there’s any reason to be offended. It’s not hard to find hundreds or thousands of articles where journalists discuss a variety of groups and only focus on the most shocking or interesting characteristics of the group. Anyone who is a pot smoker and is different from the stereotype doesn’t need to take up the challenge of proving it. Reality always wins out, albeit eventually.
On August 25th 2010, Ok wrote:
Know what I hate? If you’re going to do something, do it. If you’re not going to do something, don’t. But don’t bitch because “you’re offended” because of a stereotypical article. If you like smoking pot and want to do it, who cares if you’re offended? What’s it matter to you what anyone says about it if you really enjoy it? It’s just an article.
People only get offended by stuff if there’s some truth behind it. If didn’t bother you that you’re not sober all the time, then it wouldn’t bother you if someone made a comment about it. Get over it.
On August 25th 2010, Freebies wrote:
I did not know some of these. Interesting!
On August 25th 2010, ogami1972 wrote:
srsly…i was not surprised by any one of these entries…but i was sure as shit surprised at the author’s “holier than thou” attitude through out…these women are fucking awesome, and a damn sight “higher” than most of the women i know ( no offense ladies…but it would be nice if you had the scrilla to buy me a drink every once in a while…but that would take a job, i suppose)..in the end: i say “hell yes” to these beautiful ladies..followed by “pass that shit” :D
On August 25th 2010, Wow wrote:
Uhhh, sarcasm is awesome guys. I’m really offended that no one here understands it. Maybe if you would stop assuming that everyone is against pot heads you would actually read through what he was saying and understand that he approves.
Stop staring at the boobs on the side of the screen and read before you complain. Idiots.
On August 26th 2010, Soni wrote:
I stopped reading after seeing that they included Paris Hilton in a list of hot actresses.
On August 26th 2010, Zeal wrote:
hey, they also included Lindsay Lohan – an actress yes (at least she used to be) – but hot? no way.
@dtiddy – Kristin Stewart can be pretty hot when she wants to be.
On August 26th 2010, aaa wrote:
Lilly Allen is a singer you moron.
On August 26th 2010, Nate wrote:
LOL at all the comments crucifying the writer of this article. You guys probably hate Colbert too. This is what happens when you take things seriously when you shouldn’t.
In my personal opinion I believe he shows how closed minded people are by exaggerating the societal opinion on pot smokers. Whether or not that was his intent is negligible as it still makes for a good laugh.
“I am not going to get really into this…” You wrote a goddamn page long arguement bro… Methinks you need to call your guy and get a refill so you can calm down a little.
In the end we’re all entitled to our own opinions and the opinion of a stranger should be taken lightly.
On August 26th 2010, Nate wrote:
“People only get offended by stuff if there’s some truth behind it.”
You sir, are a Nazi….. did you take offense to that? If so I guess that means you’re a Nazi… by your logic anyway.
I’m sure I could call you all sorts of names you’d be offended by that are completely untrue. You probably shouldn’t go making up BS to sound smart, because it’s really having the opposite effect.
That’s just my opinion anyway, I could be wrong.
On August 26th 2010, Stuart wrote:
@Ok If the other people commenting are anything like me, they’re more angry that there are people who still think like this. The reality is there’s a social stigma on those who smoke weed when there really shouldn’t be. It’s fucked.
On August 26th 2010, hhh wrote:
eat a dick popcrunch
On August 26th 2010, moops wrote:
Am i the only one who thought this was written very tongue in cheek?
On August 26th 2010, Max Power wrote:
The green Bhudda is great!
Bhudda Bless.
On August 26th 2010, Joe wrote:
8 out of the 10 of these are in the Pot Culture book
On August 26th 2010, Cheebahh wrote:
Am I the only one who came here high as fuck to see some good photos, then laugh at the hostility of the Internet?
On August 26th 2010, C. Spot wrote:
1O Hottest Actresses? Not on my list. More like 10 skanks from Hollywood.
On August 26th 2010, laughing wrote:
seriously. lame.
On August 26th 2010, guilen wrote:
legalize it! pot = love. YOU, SIR, ARE HORRIBLY ADDICTED TO YOUR WIFE. She is now illegal. BOOM!
On August 31st 2010, jennxsomething wrote:
um.. paris hilton is an actress?
On September 5th 2010, mdra1 wrote:
@Cheebahh hahaha im totally right there with you why is everyone so mad! they need to take a hit
On September 6th 2010, fuck this writer wrote:
Seriously, go fuck yourself Julian
On September 12th 2010, dtaft16 wrote:
nothin wrong with smokin a lil weed! just be happy, stoned or not stoned, dont judge! we all have our own steez. and marilyn monroe was sexy!
On September 14th 2010, Jessy wrote:
Paris Hilton Is Fucking NASTY! she deff shouldnt be on this list
On September 17th 2010, d1e6om wrote:
This article is as ridiculous as educative. Zombies? This is just a capitalist-driven, republican-run cockamamie website. Reefer Madness? This is from the 50′s!!!
Watch “The Union: the business behind getting high”. Stop being so Reagan….Read the Shafer Report.
On September 20th 2010, Emily Fisher wrote:
That explains Kirsten Stewart… a lot.
On September 29th 2010, Ragon wrote:
WTF!!! it does not make you want to do anything even close to that but i would like that burger but non the less this post is full of shit!!!
On November 10th 2010, kellikat wrote:
the video of marilyn is apprently private but other than that this is a great post
On February 5th 2011, Nona wrote:
Please have flavored Hukkah or Marijuana. It is not that bad. Please avoid smoking or else you will get wrinkles too soon.
On February 5th 2013, Joe wrote:
Rihanna, moron.