7. Lucas vs Star Ballz

Yup, Lucas actually tried to sue a porn movie because he thought people might associate it with his own work. Star Ballz, a low budget Japanese hentai parody, was released in 2001 in complete obscurity — until LucasArts sued Media Market Group in an attempt to prevent it from being distributed. Since the director lost the court case, viewers can still watch it and enjoy scenes such as phallic lightsaber fights and annoying frog alien Jar-Jar Binks getting it on with a crudely drawn robot. Honestly, even watching the Star Wars Holiday Special is probably better than this flick. Also, why is one of the characters clearly Goku from Dragonball Z? Ahh, right, it’s anime: can’t expect it to make too much sense.