8. Kane

Remember how we claimed that The Condemned had the most obvious action movie synopsis on earth? Well See No Evil is the horror movie equivalent. Eight teenagers of mixed gender spend the night in a motel, but little did they know that the motel… IS RUN BY A PSYCHOPATH! What a shocker. Yawn. Snooze. Enter freaking’ sandman. Kane plays the psychopath, believe it or not, and manages to make this already tantalizingly shit horror-fest into something from an incredible dream, provided the dream revolves around boring you literally into stone. Kane resembles a corpse. Not because he’s meant to look freaky – he already does – but because a corpse is the only available metaphor to describe the quality of his astoundingly poor acting skills. He should be given an Oscar for this, in his colon, by Susan Sarandon.