9. Idiocracy

In Idiocracy, America has changed a lot by 2505. Thanks to a steep decline in human intelligence, Carl’s Jr will only serve fries in “extra big-ass size,” Starbucks is a brothel, an ex-wrestler and former porn star with an automatic rifle is the President, and the most popular TV show is called “Ow, My Balls.” On the positive side (didn’t we just list the positives?) the last would be an improvement on current reality TV shows, in our view you can literally never have too many fries in a bucket, and debates in Congress would be much more interesting. Also, a person of average intelligence for our time, like the movie’s protagonist Joe, will automatically be offered government jobs that they don’t even have to be qualified for. Plus, attractive newsreaders always appear naked! We honestly don’t see much of a downside to all of this.